krabby-kronicle:

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lesbinewren:

lesbinewren:

we should just start writing our text posts like youtubers

what’s up gamers? i’ve got a pretty awesome post for you today, i think you’re gonna like it a lot, let’s just get right into it, shall we?

i wanna die

alright, that’s all for today guys, please give me a like, leave a reblog and don’t forget to SMASH that follow button. i’ll see you in my next post!

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mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

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aca-bealeve-it:

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dragon-in-a-fez:

bookhobbit:

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

• everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
• you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
• everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
• multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
• wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
• no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
• big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

consider: vampire PhD students and postdocs, because in addition to all of the above:

• been at the same campus for 57 years? seems legit

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opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

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owlmylove:

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

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